“You Might Be From Wyoming If…”
We had a good discussion earlier today about why some things are different in Wyoming than in other states, and while looking up some differences, I stumbled upon this list that helps define our Cowboy state. To coin a phrase from Jeff Foxworthy in his “You might be a Redneck if…”series, this list might help you determine that “You might be from Wyoming if…”so here goes!
“You might be from Wyoming if…”
1· Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.
2· “Vacation” means going to Cheyenne for the weekend.
3· You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
4· You often switch from “heat” to “A/C” in the same day.
5· You use a down comforter in the summer.
6· Your grandparents drive at 65 mph through 13 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.
7· You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events.
8· There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at the Wal-Mart store at any given time.
9· You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and construction…
10· You’ve ever uttered the term “Greenie!” (Surely, this term doesn’t refer to our neighbors to the south…or does it!)
Anything else that you think belongs on this list that might determine that you “might be from Wyoming?”