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You Have HTML? Wow, Who Did You Get An STD From?

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You’re reading this online so I assume you are fairly savvy with the term: HTML, or Hypertext Markup Language. I’m online so much of the time, I just take a lot of the terminology for granted and figure that everyone’s lexicon has grown with the digital era, but no.

A recent survey shows more than 1 out of 10 people think HTML is a sexually transmitted disease. Almost 1 out of 5 think a Blu-Ray is a marine animal, and nearly 1 out of 4 think an .mp3 is a Star Wars robot.

What a divide. Those who use technology and those who don’t.

I am almost envious of the ones who still have lives, go outside and, you know, have a life. I am just a pasty-faced computer geek. I’d tell you more, but I have to go check my email.

Yeah, I know… it’s going the way of the dinosaur, like the CDs, floppy disks, and desktop computers before them… You’re not using last week’s software are you?

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