Wyoming’s Most Perverted Personal Ads [Content Warning: NSFW]

Some things can never be unseen. Take, for example, the Personal Ads on Wyoming's Craigslist page, which is, arguably, the most depraved forum in the Cowboy State.

A short scroll down the page is enough to make any decent person question their faith in humanity. And be careful which ads you click on. Some of them may traumatize you for life.

As lewd as the majority of those personal ads are, there are a few degenerates who are taking online debauchery to whole new level.

Here's five of the most filthy, twisted, shameless, and downright offensive personal ads posted this week.

[Warning: This material is not intended for morally upstanding people. Proceed at your own risk.]

1. Male Toilet Slave Looking For Female Owner - m4w (Laramie)

"Hello, and thank you for reading this ad. As the headline indicates, I have a rather strange desire, namely to become a toilet slave to a dominant woman. Of course, you'd have to inflict some pain first, to show me who is boss, and to ensure my full compliance with your orders. Bullwhipping, e.g., would work. I am 49, single, handsome, and ready to submit. You are between 25 and 45, attractive, possibly tall, self-assured, and you enjoy power over someone like me - full power, and absolute control. Discretion is very important, and so is attraction. We will exchange pics first, and then see whether the chemistry is right. If it is, I promise to be like putty in Your hands, ready to be molded into your own personal property and toilet. I look forward to hearing from you - please change the subject line into "Be my toilet" so i can weed out spam."

2. I'd Like to Taste Your Milk - m4w (Gillette)

"I'd like to meet a lady here in Gillette. I'd like to taste milk from your breast. Age, race, and body type are not that important just as long as you are clean and sane, as I am. I can be very discrete, clean, polite, very easy going, and would never show up uninvited. DWM, 45, dark hair, blue eyes. Hoping to hear from you. Please respond with suckle for subject."

3. Do You Want My Underwear? - w4m (Casper)

"I never wear the same pair twice and every pair I wear is sexy. I know some of you have been married for a long time...I get off on knowing you're out there...You tell me how you want them and we will go from there."

4. Wife For Hire - m4w (Wyoming)

"I am looking for someone to be my wife . I work long hours and am gone most of the time. After you marry me, I will provide for you...You have to be in college or have a full time job...You will be between 22 and 36. No drugs or alcohol abusers. It's okay to have fun time to time. Thank you."

5. Babysitter/Secret Lover - m4w (Casper)

"As the title says I'm looking for a babysitter, which would be a baby sitter in the traditional sense, but would also be my secret partner. Please send pics and stats and I'll reply with the same. Hope I get some responses that are real."