Imagine everything you normally eat for Christmas dinner — turkey, sausages, potatoes, stuffing, vegetables, pudding (!)…everything. Now imagine all of it coated in batter and deep-fried until crispy on the outside. Yes, someone does that. Just watch the video below and try not to gain 10 pounds:

Hollywood Fish Bar in Birmingham, England offers the fully battered Christmas dinner, which includes turkey, sausages, roast potatoes, stuffing, broccoli, carrots, Brussels sprouts and pudding or mince pies for dessert. Owner Chris Christoforou calls it 'Christmas Dinner in Batter' (while Louie Anderson just calls it a snack).

It's not clear how many calories are in this belly stuffer, but it's safe to say you may need to cut your belt off after consuming this batter-dipped Christmas meal. It might be the easiest way to clear out your annoying family after dinner, too.