DAVID COVERDALE recently had to deal with a scary home invasion.  Specifically, a 500-pound BLACK BEAR broke into his Lake Tahoe house, opened the fridge, and started eating all the food. Then it took a huge dump. Gee, thanks Yogi (you heard Boo Boo's voice, didn't you).

David keeps an air-horn around for just such purposes, but he couldn't find it so he eventually scared the bear off by screaming at it.

The bear didn't realize people usually pay to hear him scream.