What Shark Week Isn’t Telling You [VIDEO]

Shark Week has begun on The Discovery Channel. You can learn a lot from this series, but there are things they aren't telling you, like:

Every year millions are slaughtered for their fins.  Even worse?  A few others have to work with Tara Reid and Ian Ziering.

Because they often eat on the ocean floor, they're nicknamed "The Ocean's Hasselhoffs."

They cry at the end of "Jaws", and cheer at the end of "Titanic".

Their favorite reality show?  "The Real Housewives of Atlantis".

They’ve wanted to sue Great White for using their name since "Once Bitten, Twice Shy".

They hate that damn "Jaws" theme because it always gives them away.