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Realistically speaking, turkeys don't stand a chance this Thanksgiving. But that hasn't stopped these fowl-tempered (sorry) beasts from fighting back against their would-be devourers, us humans.

Yes, it turns out that turkeys can be quite territorial, and if you turn your back on one, you can expect his dominant side to come out—and that means he'll chase you down. And these guys are a persistent bunch, much like your crazy Uncle Jasper who always seems to grab the drumstick, every year, even though you've been eyeing it all day. Dagummit, Jasper!! Gimme that drumstick!

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