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Get outta there, you otter. You're an otter, not a seaman!

It seems like we probably shouldn't have to tell animals to keep the heck off our boats, but it's not their fault that we build such awesome sea-faring vessels. But it would be cool of them, if they want to snag a free ride, to learn the difference between starboard and port. It's just basic stuff.

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