I sure hope you weren't one of the idiots who spent $500 for a box of Twinkies on eBay after they were discontinued.  Because they're already back.

The new company that bought Hostess will have Twinkies back on store shelves around the U.S. on July 15th.  So you're only three weeks away from . . . well, from not buying Twinkies, which is why they disappeared in the first place.