Here's a little gem from the TruTv reality show 'Principal's Office.' We aren't really sure how the principal thought it was going to go when he brought in two student "leaders" to ask them for help solving the school's "grinding" problem, but this seems about right.

It's somewhat painful to watch him sit there completely oblivious to the fact that the joke is quite squarely on him, as the two teenage boys slow dance with each other and posit questions of increasing absurdity. We would cringe for the poor guy, but, seriously, what a terrible idea. He sort of had it coming.