Top 5 “Missed Connections” of the Month from the Wyoming Craigslist Page

Here's our monthly roundup of lonely singles (and married people) looking for love on the Wyoming Craigslist page. Check out the top five "missed connections" of the month.

1. The Star Wars Geek in Casper

"You were busy doing an excellent job of waiting tables at Sanford's, but took a moment to compliment me on my Star Wars t-shirt. I would not want to bug you at work, so I was hoping that you read missed connections.

 If you thought my t-shirt was cool, you should see my full-on Jedi cloak which I am also wearing, but left at the table when you saw me.

I have a fan theory about those brown cloaks that Jedi wear. They always seem to discard them when they need to engage in a fierce battle. In Revenge of the Sith, Obi-Wan discards three of them throughout the film without going back for them (before fighting Dooku, Grievous, and Vader), so I have come to realize that the brown Jedi robe symbolizes a Jedi's non-attachment to the material world, which is ironic, since they are made of material.

 I am only in Casper a few more days, and I would like to connect."

2. 50 Shades of Grey in Lander

"Your master in Lander misses you. I met you through a posting here on Craigslist, you were becoming a very good sub. However, my phone broke and I lost all contacts and any past messages. I was really hoping to hear from you."

3. Lighting It Up at Cheyenne Frontier Days

"I was standing with my dad, waiting for the Keith Urban concert to start. We were smoking and you came over and asked if we had a lighter. My father let you borrow his, and you walked away before I could say anything. I thought you were really handsome, and I'd love to get to know you."

4. Homewrecker in Saratoga

"Looking to hear from the woman I met at the Conoco station in Saratoga on July 5, but you told me you live in Cheyenne. You were with your husband, we talked about people we knew from Rawlins. I felt there was some chemistry there, would love to hook up with you."

5. Looking for a fling in Casper

"You have no idea how attracted to you I am. I can't tell you that because I am not single. But you are so attractive and I just wish I could tell you how I feel without it becoming awkward. If me being attached does not bother you, email me back. I think you know who I am . . . I cannot make the first move, but you can . . . tell me who you think I am."

Join us again next month for more of the best missed connections from the Wyoming Craigslist page.