A 43-year-old guy broke into a bar last month, stole two cash registers and two TVs, put them in his car, then went back in to steal more stuff.  But while he was inside, someone broke into his car . . . and stole the stuff HE'D just stolen.

English judge must have felt sorry he was so stupid. After he pleaded guilty to one count of burglary, he got a suspended sentence and probation.  . . . the cops haven't caught whoever robbed him.

Happened in England, but I can smell the irony from here. Ha Ha ha!