Awww, this guy is so nice. And awkward. And he did mankind a favor with this little bit of field research. Taylor Swift should not be used as pickup lines — the only thing that comes from it is massive confusion and mild physical discomfort.

Thanks for taking one for the team and sparing anyone who might have thought it was a good idea. (Who would think that?) At least he had better luck than the guy who used lines from ‘Call Me Maybe’ to meet girls.