weird crimes

Brussels Plans to Battle Offensive Language With Hefty Fines
Brussels, Belgium, has unleashed a sonic street sweeper into the city, hoping to curb the verbal cesspool coming from the mouths of its citizens and, in turn, make the city a more habitable community for its residents. According to a spokesperson for Brussels mayor Freddy Thieleman, any form of insu…
Drunk Man Arrested For Assault With a Burrito
Picture this scenario: you are in grade school, having lunch in the cafeteria, and all of a sudden someone yells out “food fight!” Before you know it, you are hurling freshly-scooped mashed potatoes at anything that moves in slow-motion, high-fiving friends and laughing at the absurdit…
Man Arrested for Killing Knuckle Children in Neighbor’s Homes
In a strange case of jerking and entering, an Oregon man was arrested earlier this week for allegedly breaking into people’s homes and wrestling the old bald headed champ while watching porn on their personal computers. Not only that, but apparently this twisted little monkey-spanking fiend w…
Cops Nail Extreme Counterfeit Couponing Ring Worth $40 Million
Smuggling drugs can be pretty lucrative, but it’s also really dangerous. So a trio of women allegedly turned to contraband of the less obvious variety: counterfeit coupons. Lots and lots and lots of counterfeit coupons. After an eight-week undercover investigation, police raided three homes i…
‘Serial Hugger’ Is Terrfiying Women in the St. Louis Area
It appears as if a new brand of lunatic has emerged from the blistering heat of an excruciating Midwest summer. A serial hugger has been caught in Missouri, and now prosecutors cannot seem to decide whether they can actually charge him with a crime. That’s right — we said serial hugger…
Wife Beats Cheating Husband With Ice Cream
What would you do if you walked into a drug store and found the person you are married to shopping with the person they are currently sleeping with? Well, it probably depends on what your philandering spouse has in their shopping basket. In the case of Dawn Elaine Barran of Port St. L…
Man Pulls a Gun After Neighbor Farts Too Loud
Noisy neighbors are bad enough, but when one passes gas so loudly that you can hear it through your front door, what’s someone to do but whip out a gun and go all ‘Dirty Harry’ on the dude? Daniel Collins Jr., 72, already thought his 47-year-old neighbor was too loud, but when h…
Serial Flasher Claims He’s Trying to Overcome a Phobia
Lots of shrinks say that if you have a fear, the best way to get rid of it is to do exactly what it is you’re afraid of — Unless your fear is public nudity. Probably best not to use immersion therapy on that one. Clifford John Candy, 30, of Brisbane, Australia has been caught [……
Candy Thief Steals $600 Worth of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups
We love Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups as much as the next guy, but a robber in Ohio has taken his love of candy to a whole new thieving level by stealing between $400-$600 worth of Reese’s over the past few months. The “Peanut Butter Cup Bandit” has been targeting a Sunoco i…