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Man Impaled on Fence After Dodging Out on Bar Tab

Mike Adams — Thu, 19 Jul 2012 19:14:34 +0000

There is no joy in having to pay a large bar tab, especially when there seems to be a discrepancy with the bill. However, it is well advised to just pay it – because there is even less joy in having to be removed from a fence after you impale yourself while attempting to pull the old “drink and dash” routine.

Guy Accidentally Shoots Himself in the Junk During Gun Purchase

Mike Adams — Thu, 19 Jul 2012 14:23:00 +0000

If you are a convicted felon, there are a couple of ways to ensure another trip back to the pokey – shooting yourself in the balls with an illegal firearm is one way. According to a Kansas police report, convicted felon Tavares Donnell Colbert, 36, was arrested for possession of a firearm after officers say [...]

Wonderful Truck Accident Leaves Doughnuts and Bratwurst Strewn All Over Highway [VIDEO]

Don Deane — Mon, 17 Oct 2011 15:01:11 +0000

In Illinois last week, a truck carrying frozen baked goods and bratwurst was involved in an accident, causing its cargo to spill all over I-74. The results were delicious. The accident left 20 tons of food, including chocolate cake, doughnuts and cinnamon rolls, strewn all over the highway. Authorities were forced to close the road [...]