107.9 The River » toilet paper

One Unfortunate Country Has Completely Run Out of Toilet Paper

Drew Weisholtz — Tue, 21 May 2013 01:31:39 +0000

The number one problem in Venezuela is figuring out how to go number two. The South American country has been vexed with the worst thing that can happen to any society – it’s dealing with a toilet paper shortage.

Do Public Bathrooms Have To Use Razorwire Toilet Paper? [RANT]

DJ Nyke — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 21:49:01 +0000

We see commercials everyday with fuzzy little animals, frolicking through the forest, rubbing their faces with "soft" but "strong" toilet paper. Then why is it, when we are forced to use a public restrooms, they only seem to purchase what I like to refer to as: booty sandpaper?

We can all lie to ourselves and say we don't use public restrooms, but regardless of how frequent, emergencies happen, and it is sometimes unavoidable. So why, corporate America, do you continue to supply us with poo (pardon the

Casper Votes Over The Top In Bathroom Poll

Jon Michaels — Fri, 13 Jul 2012 01:03:09 +0000

In our recent poll of Casper bathrooms, we found the the majority voting follow the masses when it comes to toilet paper direction, over or under?

The Great Casper Bathroom Debate [POLL]

Jon Michaels — Wed, 11 Jul 2012 02:21:11 +0000

There are many important questions in life, such as, which is better, Coke or Pepsi, or perhaps even, which came first, the chicken or the egg? Although both debated heavily, no question has been more highly contested than that of the great toilet paper debate. Does your toilet paper roll go over the top or [...]