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		<title>World&#039;s Most Cold-Hearted Thief Steals $6 From a Nun</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Mar 2013 23:21:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A thief in Boston is going to have to do some serious explaining the next time he goes to confession. Sister Alice Kenneally, an 85-year-old nun, was robbed of $6 last week while she was getting set to pay for tickets to a Lenten fish dinner. Sister Alice says she was reaching for her money [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Thief Makes Off With Over $4,000 Worth of Spanx</title>
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		<title>Teen Skateboarder Gets His Hand Stuck Where? [VIDEO]</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jun 2012 04:15:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A California teen got caught with his hand (not in the cookie jar), but a coke machine over the weekend in National City. Lucky for the teen a trolley rider noticed he was trapped by the vending machine and called for help. &#160; Firefighters and other first responders came to the scene, and when then [...]]]></description>
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