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		<title>Swan Caretaker Killed By, Yup, You Guessed It</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember in the movie ‘Black Swan’ when Natalie Portman makes out with Mila Kunis? This story has nothing to do with that. We just wanted to think about that scene again. It’s also the only way to brighten up this awful story about a swan caretaker that was attacked by… yep, swans — and drowned.]]></description>
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