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		<title>Drunk Man Mistakes Cigarettes for Cell Phone [VIDEO]</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cell phones can do many things these days, but you&#8217;d be hard-pressed to find one that also satisfies your nicotine craving. Britain&#8217;s Sun newspaper reports a drunk driver in Russia pulled over by police tried to make a call with a pack of cigarettes he thought was a cell phone. Cops pulled over the would-be [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cell phones can do many things these days, but you'd be hard-pressed to find one that also satisfies your nicotine craving.</p>
<p>Britain's <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3581387/Drunk-tries-to-phone-using-cigs.html" target="_blank">Sun</a> newspaper reports a drunk driver in Russia pulled over by police tried to make a call with a pack of cigarettes he thought was a cell phone.</p>
<p>Cops pulled over the would-be Marlboro Man after noticing he was driving erratically. When they stopped his vehicle, the man pretended his hand was a cell phone and he began trying to yak away.</p>
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