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		<title>Clumsy Criminal Accidentally Shoots Himself In The Genitals</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A felon with a conscience accidentally shot himself while standing behind his product. Oklahoma City Police says  36 year old Tavares Donnell Colbert was attempting to sell a pistol be had purchased on the street in Kansas. Not wanting to sell a &#8216;chump&#8217; product, Colbert was willing to  demonstrate his weapon.During the inspection, the gun [...]]]></description>
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