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		<title>Security Guard Accidentally Shoots off His Own Wiener</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mike Adams</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There is nothing funny about an overzealous pistol-packer desperately trying to impress by waving a loaded gun around. That is, until the idiot forgets how to use the safety, and shoots his own pecker&#160;into one of his tube socks. At that point, we must admit: it is a bit hilarious. However, Rio Claro police say [...]]]></description>
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