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	<title>107.9 The River &#187; school</title>
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		<title>Two Chinese Girls Poisoned to Death by Principal of Rival Kindergarten School</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 May 2013 23:54:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Chaberski</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It seems almost impossible to believe, but the rivalry between two kindergarten schools in China led the principal of one school to kill a 5-year-old and a 6-year-old who attended the other school. With rat poison. The two schools in Pingshan County of north China&#8217;s Hebei Province compete for students in the village of Lianghe. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It seems almost impossible to believe, but the rivalry between two kindergarten schools in China led the principal of one school to kill a 5-year-old and a 6-year-old who attended the other school. <a href="http://www.bnowire.com/2013/05/02/china-two-kindergarten-girls-die-after-rival-principal-poisons-yogurt/" target="_blank">With rat poison</a>.</p>
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		<title>Snow Day For Natrona County, Casper College Students</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Apr 2013 11:30:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rich Denison</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[No school for Natrona County Students, and Casper College has cancelled classes.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No school for Natrona County Students, and Casper College has cancelled classes.</p>
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		<title>Suspicious Man Reported Near Casper School</title>
		<link>http://theriver1079.com/suspicious-man-reported-near-casper-school/</link>
		<comments>http://theriver1079.com/suspicious-man-reported-near-casper-school/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Mar 2013 22:01:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rich Denison</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Casper News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Casper Police]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[school]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Authorities are urging parents and students to be alert to a suspicious man.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Authorities are urging parents and students to be alert to a suspicious man.</p>
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		<title>School Suspends Boy, 7, For Biting Pastry in the Shape of a Gun</title>
		<link>http://theriver1079.com/school-suspends-boy-pastry-gun/</link>
		<comments>http://theriver1079.com/school-suspends-boy-pastry-gun/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Mar 2013 00:23:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Drew Weisholtz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The issue over guns in our schools has taken on a very strange twist in one Maryland school. A second-grader at Park Elementary School in Baltimore was suspended for two days after his teacher claimed he saw the seven-year-old bite his breakfast pastry, i.e., Pop Tart into the shape of what appeared to be a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The issue over guns in our schools has taken on a very strange twist in one Maryland school.</p>
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		<title>Eye-Opening Study Finds Teachers Do Not Want to Bring Guns to School</title>
		<link>http://theriver1079.com/teachers-guns-school/</link>
		<comments>http://theriver1079.com/teachers-guns-school/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2013 23:17:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Drew Weisholtz</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[guns]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Keeping students and teachers safe has become a hot button issue in the US since the Sandy Hook shooting in December. Now, teachers are opening up about what they’d like to do to protect themselves in a School Improvement Network poll of nearly 11,000 educators from all 50 states. More than 72% claim they would [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Keeping students and teachers safe has become a hot button issue in the US since the Sandy Hook shooting in December. </p>
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		<title>Bizarre New Rule Bans Kids from Blowing Out Birthday Candles in School</title>
		<link>http://theriver1079.com/birthday-candles-school/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2013 21:17:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Drew Weisholtz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Australia has decided to blow out the candles on a birthday tradition. The country’s National Health and Medical Research Council has instituted new rules declaring children can no longer blow out the candles on birthday cakes in school. And it’s all in the name of good health, since officials have determined blowing out candles is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Australia has decided to blow out the candles on a birthday tradition.</p>
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		<title>Student Shot at Atlanta Middle School</title>
		<link>http://theriver1079.com/student-shot-at-atlanta-middle-school/</link>
		<comments>http://theriver1079.com/student-shot-at-atlanta-middle-school/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2013 17:12:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Chaberski</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[school]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A 14-year-old student at Price Middle School in Atlanta was shot in the head or neck on Thursday afternoon. The student was taken to the hospital; his condition has not been officially released, but reports say that he is alert, conscious and breathing. A teacher was also injured, though not by a gun; she may [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A 14-year-old student at Price Middle School in Atlanta was <a href="http://www.11alive.com/news/article/275118/40/2-people-shot-at-Price-Middle-School-?hpt=hp_t2" target="_blank">shot in the head or neck</a> on Thursday afternoon. The student was taken to the hospital; his condition has not been officially released, but <a href="http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/01/31/16793842-14-year-old-boy-shot-at-atlanta-middle-school-officials-say?lite" target="_blank">reports say</a> that he is alert, conscious and breathing.</p>
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		<title>Father Poses As Gunman To Test Child&#039;s School Security</title>
		<link>http://theriver1079.com/father-poses-as-gunman-to-test-childs-school-security/</link>
		<comments>http://theriver1079.com/father-poses-as-gunman-to-test-childs-school-security/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2013 18:36:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ian Delap</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A father in Texas went to his child&#8217;s school claiming he was armed and his target was inside.  44-year-old Ronald Miller approached the school&#8217;s greeter, claimed to have a gun and said &#8220;You&#8217;re dead.&#8221; The greeter froze in panic as Miller made his threats around 8 A.M. when students were arriving at Celina Elementary School. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A father in Texas went to his child's school claiming he was armed and his target was inside.  44-year-old Ronald Miller approached the school's greeter, claimed to have a gun and said "You're dead."</p>
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		<title>Sandy Hook Students Go Back To School</title>
		<link>http://theriver1079.com/sandy-hook-students-go-back-to-school/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2013 19:33:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ian Delap</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The young students from Sandy Hook Elementary School returned to school today, Thursday Jan. 3rd, 2013 for the first time since the violent shooting rampage on Dec. 14th, 2012.  They returned to the comfortable sights of the school they were accustomed to, only in another school, in another town. For the first time since the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The young students from <a href="http://k2radio.com/connecticut-school-shootin/">Sandy Hook Elementary School</a> returned to school today, Thursday Jan. 3rd, 2013 for the first time since the violent shooting rampage on Dec. 14th, 2012.  They returned to the comfortable sights of the school they were accustomed to, only in another school, in another town.</p>
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		<title>Should Parents Be Blamed For Their Child&#039;s Actions? [POLL,OPINION]</title>
		<link>http://theriver1079.com/eir-childs-actions-poll/</link>
		<comments>http://theriver1079.com/eir-childs-actions-poll/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2012 17:59:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian Scott</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Casper News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gun]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kelly Walsh]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I noticed on Facebook today following the story about a student in police custody for taking a handgun to school, that a number of people are quick to blame the parents in this situation. I know that it was a different time, but when i was growing up i had my own guns from the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I noticed on Facebook today following the story about a <a href="http://k2radio.com/student-in-casper-police-custody-after-bringing-handgun-to-kelly-walsh-high-school/">student in police custody for taking a handgun to school</a>, that a number of people are quick to blame the parents in this situation.</p>
<p>I know that it was a different time, but when i was growing up i had my own guns from the time that i was 12 yea</p>
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		<title>Should Kids Wear Body Armor to School? [POLL]</title>
		<link>http://theriver1079.com/should-kids-wear-body-armor-to-school-poll/</link>
		<comments>http://theriver1079.com/should-kids-wear-body-armor-to-school-poll/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Dec 2012 23:05:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ian Delap</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Casper News]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[armor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sandy Hook]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[According to an article by Fox News, sales have soared through the roof for a Utah based company that manufactures child size body armor and bullet proof backpacks.  Sales have boomed for this company since the recent tragedy at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Connecticut.  Should kids have to wear body armor to go to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>According to <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/12/19/bulletproof-backpacks-kids-body-armor-in-demand-following-connecticut-school/">an article by Fox News</a>, sales have soared through the roof for a Utah based company that manufactures child size body armor and bullet proof backpacks.  Sales have boomed for this company since the recent<a href="/connecticut-school-shootin/"> tragedy at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Connecticut</a>.  Should kids have to wear body armor to go to school?</p>
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		<title>Student Wakes Up During Class Due To Nightmare in Hilarious Video</title>
		<link>http://theriver1079.com/student-wakes-up-during-class-due-to-nightmare-in-hilarious-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Dec 2012 18:26:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Riggs</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s one thing to fall asleep during class, but it&#8217;s another thing to wake up, literally jumping from your seat, screaming because you had a nightmare like this poor sap did. The professor was carrying on about some boring lecture in something at Stony Brook University. Apparently, it was so boring that one of the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's one thing to fall asleep during class, but it's another thing to wake up, literally jumping from your seat, screaming because you had a nightmare like this poor sap did.</p>
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		<title>Head&#039;s Up Seven-Up Was Played to See Who Cheated in Class [CONSPIRACY]</title>
		<link>http://theriver1079.com/heads-up-seven-up-was-played-to-see-who-cheated-in-class-conspiracy/</link>
		<comments>http://theriver1079.com/heads-up-seven-up-was-played-to-see-who-cheated-in-class-conspiracy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Nov 2012 22:53:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Riggs</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I got it! The teachers used to have the kids play my favorite grade school game, &#8216;Heads Up Seven Up&#8217;, to see who the cheaters were. Right? Well, according to my friend, Ali, a teacher in the Sunnyside school district, she denies it. But, still, you have to figure that with all of that cheating [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I got it! The teachers used to have the kids play my favorite grade school game, 'Heads Up Seven Up', to see who the cheaters were. Right?</p>
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		<title>What Are the Worst Back-to-School Beverages to Give Your Kids?</title>
		<link>http://theriver1079.com/worst-back-to-school-beverages/</link>
		<comments>http://theriver1079.com/worst-back-to-school-beverages/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Aug 2012 18:26:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Adams</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some parents are under the illusion that just because they give their little curtain climbers juice instead of bouncing them off the walls with soda that they are somehow providing them with a lesser evil. Unfortunately, that is not always true, as some of these juices disguised as a healthy drink alternatives can contain nearly [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Some parents are under the illusion that just because they give their little curtain climbers juice instead of bouncing them off the walls with soda that they are somehow providing them with a lesser evil.</p>
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		<title>10 Things You Should Never Say to Your Teacher — The Funnies</title>
		<link>http://theriver1079.com/10-things-you-should-never-say-to-your-teacher-the-funnies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Aug 2012 14:19:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jo Pincushion</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s time to go back to school. It&#8217;s time to hit the books. Nothing is going to stop you from being head of the class. Saying the wrong thing it might ruin your chances of classroom stardom, however. Here are 10 things you should never say to your teacher: 1. I love you. 2. Those who do, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s time to go back to school. It&#8217;s time to hit the books. Nothing is going to stop you from being head of the class.</p>
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		<title>School Tells Mom Her Child&#039;s Lunch is Unhealthy, Mother Outraged</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 00:01:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom McCarthy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I fist saw the headline for this story, I didn't think much of it, surely this mother sent her child to school with a bag full of junk food... Not the case.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When I fist saw the headline for this story, I didn't think much of it, surely this mother sent her child to school with a bag full of junk food... Not the case.</p>
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		<title>Can You Avoid the Stench of Bad Grades by Studying with Pleasant Smells? — Health Check</title>
		<link>http://theriver1079.com/avoid-bad-grades-pleasant-smells-health-check/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2011 17:47:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shauna Wright</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey students, want higher test scores? Try studying with a little potpourri or the scent of fresh-baked cookies. Scientists have discovered that our ability to learn actually decreases when the information is paired with a nasty smell. To test the theory, neurobiologist Rony Paz of the Weizmann Institute of Science in Rehovot, Israel, and his [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey students, want higher test scores? Try studying with a little potpourri or the scent of fresh-baked cookies. Scientists have discovered that our <a href="http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=better-safe-than-sorry" >ability to learn</a> actually decreases when the information is paired with a nasty smell.</p>
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		<title>Fourth-Grader Suspended for Sexual Harassment After Calling a Teacher &#039;Cute&#039;</title>
		<link>http://theriver1079.com/fourth-grader-suspended-sexual-harassment/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Dec 2011 15:00:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shauna Wright</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A 9-year-old North Carolina boy was suspended from school after saying a teacher was &#8220;cute&#8221; &#8212; a remark the school principal called sexual harassment. Emanyea Lockett, a student at Brookside Elementary School in Gastonia, told a local news station, &#8220;I was talking to my friend and I said Miss Taylor was cute &#8230; That&#8217;s all [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A 9-year-old North Carolina boy was <a href="http://www.wsoctv.com/news/29910470/detail.html" >suspended from school</a> after saying a teacher was &#8220;cute&#8221; &#8212; a remark the school principal called sexual harassment.</p>
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		<title>Student With Down Syndrome Scores Crucial Touchdown In His First Football Game [VIDEO]</title>
		<link>http://theriver1079.com/student-with-down-syndrome-scores-touchdown-during-high-school-football-game/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Oct 2011 14:15:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Deane</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When Patrick Myshrall scored a touchdown during a Massachusetts high school football game, a win for his team was already impossible. But the touchdown signaled a different sort of victory for Myshrall since he has Down Syndrome. Despite his disability and the fact that he&#8217;s only five-foot-four and weighs just 125 pounds, the 17-year-old junior [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When Patrick Myshrall scored a touchdown during a Massachusetts high school football game, a win for his team was already  impossible. But the touchdown signaled a different sort of victory for Myshrall since he has Down Syndrome.</p>
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		<title>British School Bans Students from Wearing Makeup</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Sep 2011 17:36:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shauna Wright</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you think girls these days just grow up too darned fast, you&#8217;ll like this. Shelley College, a secondary school in Britain, thought its female students were painting themselves a little too heavily and spending too much time primping in the bathrooms, so officials banned anyone 16 and younger from wearing cosmetics. When the new [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you think girls these days just grow up too darned fast, <a href="http://jezebel.com/5840072/school-removes-mirrors-bans-teen-girls-from-wearing-makeup" >you&#8217;ll like this</a>.</p>
<p>Shelley College, a secondary school in Britain, thought its female students were painting themselves a little too heavily and spending too much time primping in the bathrooms, so officials banned anyone 16 and younger from wearing cosmetics.</p>
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