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Black Friday Pranksters Satirize Shoppers [VIDEO]

With the holidays now over, it's time to sit back, drink a Pepsi, and reflect again on how utterly dumb we all are whilst Christmas shopping. These two guys realize how silly all of the fuss about holiday shopping is, so they decided to take it upon themselves to draw attention to the silliness of it all. The guys play it off well, but the best part is the items of which they're asking about. 

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