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		<title>Prisoner Caught with Ringing Cell Phone in His Butt</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2013 16:44:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Drew Weisholtz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You&#8217;ve heard of hemorrhoids, but it sounds like a prisoner in Sri Lanka may have come down with a case of hemo-Droids. While searching a 58-year-old prisoner&#8217;s cell, guards recently heard a cell phone ringing &#8212; from the inmate&#8217;s keester. Boy, do we not envy the guard who had to confirm that. An official made [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fat Prisoner Gets Stuck in Wall During Escape Attempt</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2012 16:01:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When one sets out to make a bold and daring prison break, it is probably a good idea to make sure that the old beer gut will fit comfortably through the escape hatch without first being greased like a farmhouse pig. Unfortunately, if this seemingly minute detail is not tended to, you could end up [...]]]></description>
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