Prisoner

Prisoner Caught with Ringing Cell Phone in His Butt
You’ve heard of hemorrhoids, but it sounds like a prisoner in Sri Lanka may have come down with a case of hemo-Droids. While searching a 58-year-old prisoner’s cell, guards recently heard a cell phone ringing — from the inmate’s keester. Boy, do we not envy the guard who …
Fat Prisoner Gets Stuck in Wall During Escape Attempt
When one sets out to make a bold and daring prison break, it is probably a good idea to make sure that the old beer gut will fit comfortably through the escape hatch without first being greased like a farmhouse pig. Unfortunately, if this seemingly minute detail is not tended to, you could end up [&…