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Johannes Simon, Getty Images
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Satan Has “Risen”

Mephistopheles showed up unexpectedly outside a Vancouver park on Tuesday. He was sporting a woody.

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Shark Alert In Florida
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What Shark Week Isn’t Telling You [VIDEO]

Shark Week has begun on The Discovery Channel. You can learn a lot from this series, but there are things they aren't telling you, like:
Every year millions are slaughtered for their fins.  Even worse?  A few others have to work with Tara Reid and Ian Ziering

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Snooki Meets A Wookiee At Star Wars Weekends At Disney World
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10 Lines From “Star Wars” You Wouldn’t Want to Hear After Sex [VIDEO]

Maybe he just had too much time on his hands, but someone went through the "Star Wars" movies and found the top ten lines you WOULDN'T want to hear someone say during or AFTER sex.

My favorite is number three, when Han Solo yells at Chewbacca, "Get in there you big, hairy oaf

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Cu-Pine
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Game Show Contestant Gives Ridiculous Answer [VIDEO]

Many of us grew up watching game shows, and some of us have even "helped" give winning answers but no prizes to show for the efforts. There are many times we are flabbergasted at the answers given, 'cause they seem to be completely STUPID!

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Youtube
Youtube
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“You Might Be From Wyoming If…”

We had a good discussion earlier today about why some things are different in Wyoming than in other states, and while looking up some differences, I stumbled upon this list that helps define our Cowboy state. To coin a phrase from Jeff Foxworthy in his “You might be a Redneck if…”series, this list might help you determine that “You might be from Wyoming if…”so here goes!

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James Taylor at Game 2 World Series, Youtube
James Taylor at Game 2 World Series, Youtube
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James Taylor Nearly Blows National Anthem [VIDEO]

It’s not an easy song to sing, just ask the countless artists who have completely botched the lyrics to our National Anthem! During game 2 of the World Series, James Taylor nearly ended up on that list, by forgetting what song he was singing!

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Metallica And Justice For All
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Weird Laws That Are Still In The Law Books

Weird to think that in this day and age we would still have laws at are actually in the books?  Laws like:  “It’s illegal for a woman in Memphis, Tennessee to drive without a man waving a red flag in front of them?"  Or how "flirting in San Antonio, Texas could get you in big trouble because you’d be breaking the law," even if you barely batted an eyelash at someone?  Gizmodo

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Matt Cardy, Getty Images
Matt Cardy, Getty Images
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Monty Python’s John Cleese With A Funny English Take On Syria And Terrorist Threat Levels

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross

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RESTAURANT CLOSES
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Restaurant Tells Off Entire City After Closing [PHOTO]

I can't imagine how hard it would be to open a restaurant in any town. Sava Italiano in Texas was trying to run a business with great food, but the people of this town apparently didn't appreciate it. When they closed shop, they decided to have the final word by posting this sign.

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Gregory Moine, Flkr
Gregory Moine, Flkr
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Benefits Of War, Lets Collect The Set

"Attacking Syria is risky, but if we go to war with another Middle Eastern country, we get a free sub!!" - Jess Dweck"

 
Inspiration, you're welcome

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YouTube
YouTube
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Funny Bug-Eyed Lady Riding in a Race Car is Hilarious [VIDEO]

I saw this video and could not stop laughing, so of course I just had to show it to you. This lady is riding as a passenger in a racecar, and her eyes tell the story better than I could.

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Car-Baby Swing
Ebaumsworld, Facebook
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A Dose Of Afternoon Absurdity [PHOTOS]

Afternoons at work can get stale.  You've gotten caught up on your work for the day(most of it anyways) and are looking for entertainment.  Where do you turn?  The internet of course.  Even searching the internet can get stale sometimes.  Search no more.  I have rounded up some items found on the internet to relieve you of your search for distraction.

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