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29 People Who Had ONE Job, And Completely Failed at It

Emerald Catron — Thu, 04 Apr 2013 18:09:03 +0000

Sometimes somebody has one job to do…JUST ONE…and they can’t even get it right. These are those times. Here are our favorite examples of the latest internet meme that involves somebody screwing up one simple task. ONE. You had one job, bananas. You had one job, strawberries. You had one job, record store guy. You [...]

Worst Burglary Attempted Of All Time Goes To…

John Riggs — Thu, 28 Mar 2013 21:22:38 +0000

This video has so many things going for it, you’d be at a disadvantage if you didn’t watch it. The looks in to make sure nobody’s there, then puts his mask on, fails at breaking the window and trips as he tried to run away. That, and check out those snazzy pants! Stay in school, [...]

Trust Fall Ends in Painful 'Fail'

Cameron Simcik — Sat, 22 Dec 2012 01:23:54 +0000

You know that whole "trust fall" game where you fall backwards into someone's arms and he or she saves you from a bad fall that would bruise your behind for weeks to come? It's an exercise that's supposed to increase...well, trust. Recently though, we've discovered that this so-called game isn't all that fun anymore. In fact, we're beginning to question whether or not this "trust fall" fail thing is becoming a trend.

Motorcycles Don't Belong in Boats… Or Do They? [VIDEO]

Ian Delap — Wed, 05 Dec 2012 20:08:27 +0000

This guy is out enjoying the day with a nice leisurely motorcycle ride on the harbor. Beautiful ocean side scenery is just begging him to come closer. He’s a seasoned rider, so this shouldn’t be a big deal. Just go slow and be careful. If anything was to happen, he has his trusty helmet on. [...]

Worst Half Court Shot Ever…Seriously! [VIDEO]

Ian Delap — Tue, 04 Dec 2012 17:54:26 +0000

I don’t pride myself on being overly athletic. I don’t participate in many sports. I don’t even watch sports very often. It’s not that i’m uncoordinated, i’m just apathetic towards being athletic, so I may not have much room to talk. But after watching this, I feel like Micheal Jordan. The man featured is [...]

You're Doing It Wrong: FAIL Video Compilation

Kyle Dowling — Mon, 26 Nov 2012 20:57:02 +0000

In life, there are times in which luck just isn’t on your side. And if you’re really unlucky, then someone caught this moment on video. This compilation offers a cornucopia of days when things didn’t go quite as planned. And as embarrassing or painful as they might have been to the subjects involved, what’s left is [...]

Worst Friends Ever Fail at 'Trust Fall' Game

Cameron Simcik — Thu, 22 Nov 2012 01:18:56 +0000

Remember that ‘trust fall’ game you used to play as a kid? Man, that was scary. In elementary school, it was the game we used to distinguish who the trustworthy friends were and who stunk. Basically, it’s when you close your eyes and fall backwards, trusting the person behind will catch you before you plummet [...]

Santa Has a Beard Fail While Descending from Mall Ceiling

Donald Deane — Wed, 21 Nov 2012 21:07:27 +0000

In the U.K., Santa got his beard stuck while rappelling down from the ceiling of a mall and dangled there helplessly for half an hour until someone freed him. Old Saint Nick may be hundreds of years old, but he really needs to work on making an entrance.

The Ultimate Drunk Fail Compilation Video

John Riggs — Tue, 31 Jul 2012 04:26:19 +0000

Watching the Olympics, I enjoy watching highlight reels of the successes and cheering and all that, but to take your mind off that, I bring to you this highlight reel, or maybe a lowlight reel, of drunk fail videos.

Thief Steals Bike, Completely Fails Riding Away Part

Jeremy Taylor — Sat, 19 May 2012 20:00:54 +0000

While we hate to give advice to bike thieves, we don’t think we are giving too much away in saying that the first step to being able to steal a bike is being able to ride a bike. But, then again, a thief who struck the Spoke House Bicycles store in Tulsa, OK, around 6am Wednesday [...]

Sign Beats Up Man – EXPLICIT [VIDEO]

Tom McCarthy — Thu, 20 Jan 2011 16:30:10 +0000

Tee-Roy just posted this on the Rock 96.7 website and I couldn't stop laughing. Check it out.