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Restaurant’s Clever Facebook Post Helps Police Nab Dine-and-Dasher

A man in Reno, Nevada who pulled a dine-and-dash on a $100 bill won't get the book thrown at him so much as he will get the Facebook thrown at him.

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Anthony Thomas
Ocala Police Department
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Dim-Witted Thief Robs Store After Filling Out Job Application

Attention to detail is not one of Anthony Thomas’ strengths.

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Suspect Is Left Prune-Faced After Swimming for 7 Hours to Avoid Police

There’s nothing like a nice swim on a hot day, right?

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Drunk Driver Will Pay the Price for Boneheaded Plan to Run Over Police Officer

A man found himself with some Whopper-sized trouble when police stopped him for drunk driving at a Burger King drive-thru.

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Teen Thieves Indentify Themselves in Photo Booth Pics
Anne Arundel County Police
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Dumb Teens Steal Credit Card, Take Photo Booth Pics With It

A group of teens in Maryland accused of credit card theft have been identified thanks to incriminating photo booth pics they took of themselves holding the card. Oh well. No one ever said you had to be smart to commit fraud.

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Father Arrested After Letting 9-Year-Old Daughter Drive Car
Lake County Sheriff’s Office
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Father Arrested After Letting 9-Year-Old Daughter Drive Car

In our experience, parents generally let their small children drive when they're too drunk to drive themselves. But a father in Ohio was apparently stone cold sober when he let his 9-year-old daughter drive the family car. Can't blame alcohol for this one, dude. That dumb decision was all yours.

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Thief Steals Purse, Gets Hit by Bus, Re-Thinks Career Options

What comes around goes around. And sometimes, it comes around much quicker than you expect.

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Mom Puts Son Up for Adoption on Craigslist
Houston Police Department
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Mom Puts Three-Year-Old Son Up for Adoption on Craigslist

Craigslist is a great resource for meeting people and buying and selling almost anything. But when it comes to giving away children, there are probably better ways. That didn't stop a Texas woman from offering her three-year-old for adoption on the service, however.

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Hampton Police
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Woman Arrested For April Fool’s Day Robbery Prank

It's becoming harder and harder to pull a good April Fool's Day prank. We blame the internet for this, as not long after you log on you are reminded of the tricky nature of April 1 and thus put your guard up.

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Drunk Woman Takes Off Pants, Flee Cops In Toy Power Wheels Truck

Jamie Craft of Jonesboro, Arkansas has herself quite a Tuesday.

The 28-year old kicked of her midweek adventure by getting good and drunk and crashing her Trans Am into the side of a mobile home. Mind you this was a proper, adult sized Trans Am, which becomes important later in this tale and also made what she did a pretty serious crime.

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Man Calls 911 Nine Times to Request a Cheeseburger

There is just something about fast food that makes people abuse 911. In the past, folks have been arrested after calling emergency services to report problems with their orders at Burger King, McDonald's, Subway and Hardee's.

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Woman Loses Tooth In Burglar’s Hand

Police in the Cayman Islands are on the look out for a local woman's tooth. They may well find it still stuck in the hand of the man who "stole" it from her.

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