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Wyoming’s Five Dumbest Criminals of 2016
What a long, strange year it’s been; especially for stupid criminals here in Wyoming. Here’s a look back at the five dumbest crimes of 2016 in the Cowboy State: 1. “Hooking for cheeseburgers isn’t normal” – That’s how Casper Police Detective Dan Dunda…
Dim-Witted Thief Robs Store After Filling Out Job Application
Attention to detail is not one of Anthony Thomas’ strengths. Thomas robbed a convenience store in Ocala, Florida – but only after he filled out a job application, which made it pretty easy for police to find him. Surveillance video caught Thomas reaching into the register to help himse…
Dumb Teens Steal Credit Card, Take Photo Booth Pics With It
A group of teens in Maryland accused of credit card theft have been identified thanks to incriminating photo booth pics they took of themselves holding the card. Oh well. No one ever said you had to be smart to commit fraud. On June 6, a woman reported that she misplaced her card while shopping near…
Father Arrested After Letting 9-Year-Old Daughter Drive Car
In our experience, parents generally let their small children drive when they’re too drunk to drive themselves. But a father in Ohio was apparently stone cold sober when he let his 9-year-old daughter drive the family car. Can’t blame alcohol for this one, dude. That dumb decision was …
Mom Puts Three-Year-Old Son Up for Adoption on Craigslist
Craigslist is a great resource for meeting people and buying and selling almost anything. But when it comes to giving away children, there are probably better ways. That didn’t stop a Texas woman from offering her three-year-old for adoption on the service, however. Houston Police say that 29…
Woman Arrested For April Fool’s Day Robbery Prank
It’s becoming harder and harder to pull a good April Fool’s Day prank. We blame the internet for this, as not long after you log on you are reminded of the tricky nature of April 1 and thus put your guard up. One way to circumvent the new always-in-your-face April Fool’s reality…
Drunk Woman Takes Off Pants, Flee Cops In Toy Power Wheels Truck
Jamie Craft of Jonesboro, Arkansas has herself quite a Tuesday. The 28-year old kicked of her midweek adventure by getting good and drunk and crashing her Trans Am into the side of a mobile home. Mind you this was a proper, adult sized Trans Am, which becomes important later in this tale and also ma…

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