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Mom Puts Son Up for Adoption on Craigslist
Houston Police Department
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Mom Puts Three-Year-Old Son Up for Adoption on Craigslist

Craigslist is a great resource for meeting people and buying and selling almost anything. But when it comes to giving away children, there are probably better ways. That didn't stop a Texas woman from offering her three-year-old for adoption on the service, however.

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April Fools
Hampton Police
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Woman Arrested For April Fool’s Day Robbery Prank

It's becoming harder and harder to pull a good April Fool's Day prank. We blame the internet for this, as not long after you log on you are reminded of the tricky nature of April 1 and thus put your guard up.

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Power Wheels Truck
KTLA
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Drunk Woman Takes Off Pants, Flee Cops In Toy Power Wheels Truck

Jamie Craft of Jonesboro, Arkansas has herself quite a Tuesday.

The 28-year old kicked of her midweek adventure by getting good and drunk and crashing her Trans Am into the side of a mobile home. Mind you this was a proper, adult sized Trans Am, which becomes important later in this tale and also made what she did a pretty serious crime.

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Cheeseburger
AlishaV, Flickr
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Man Calls 911 Nine Times to Request a Cheeseburger

There is just something about fast food that makes people abuse 911. In the past, folks have been arrested after calling emergency services to report problems with their orders at Burger King, McDonald's, Subway and Hardee's.

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Teeth
Ggoro, Flickr
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Woman Loses Tooth In Burglar’s Hand

Police in the Cayman Islands are on the look out for a local woman's tooth. They may well find it still stuck in the hand of the man who "stole" it from her.

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Lemur
George County Sheriff/ Dave Beldsoe, Flickr
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Thief Arrested After Trying To Ransom Stolen Lemur

James Edward Welborn Jr. probably didn't have primate theft on his mind when he broke into Julie Harris's home in Mobile, Alabama.

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contempt
YouTube
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Rude Girl Flips Off Judge, Gets 30 Days in Lockup

Left on her own without legal representation, this girl (who was awaiting arraignment for a first arrest) was in over her head. It probably also didn't help that she didn't get the sobering reality of being physically present in court to knock some sense into her, since this is a video arraignment taking place from jail, where she is nervous and surrounded by other inmates. Oh, and it doesn't help that this judge is clearly some kind of jerk.

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Donkey
egonwegh, Flickr
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Braying Getaway Donkey Foils Robbery

Three thieves wanted to knock over a small shop in the Columbian village of Juan de Acosta. For their getaway, they enlisted the services of a donkey.

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Charles Ross
Manatee County Sheriff's Office
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YouTube Prankster Hauled to Jail for Giving Wedgies

Charles Ross has been caught with his pants down because his victims were caught with their pants up.

Way up.

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Chester the Cheetah
Cheetos
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Police Arrest Teen Thief by Following Trail of Cheetos to His Front Door

As any thief worth his salt knows, a clean getaway is absolutely essential. Well, a South Carolina teen recently botched a robbery in a big way after police followed a trail of Cheetos right to his front door(While that's not the thief pictured above, authorities should still be on the lookout for a hungry cheetah in human clothing.)

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subway steakmelt
Subway
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Subway ‘Sandwich Artist’ Fired Over Ketchup Dispute Gone Awry

Maybe Subway is stepping up their game a tad. They've made it abundantly clear that they now have avocados and sriracha sauce, and they will NOT be putting ketchup on anybody's sandwich. At all. They don't even have ketchup, and one employee was willing to fight to prove it. They don't call them sandwich artists for nothing.

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Phone
Pete Prodoehl, flickr
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Clerk Foils Robbery by Being on the Phone

The clerk at the Sheridan Mini Mart in East Bremerton, Washington probably isn't the world's greatest employee. In fact, when a woman came into the store at 10 PM Thursday night the slacker-in-question wouldn't stop talking on his phone as she tried to grab his attention. His conversation was so engrossing that he didn't even care that she had a gun.

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