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	<title>107.9 The River &#187; drunk</title>
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		<title>Drunk Man Pees in Cop Car, But Don&#039;t Worry &#8212; He Was Wearing a Diaper</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Feb 2013 16:58:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Donald Deane</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;re no experts, but we imagine that dealing with drunken idiots is every cop&#8217;s least favorite part of the job, especially guys like the dude about at Oktoberfest, or the Seattle man who recently peed in the back of a patrol car on Sunday while being transported to jail. Hey, can you blame him? At [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're no experts, but we imagine that dealing with drunken idiots is every cop's least favorite part of the job, especially guys like the dude about at Oktoberfest, or the Seattle man who recently peed in the back of a patrol car on Sunday while being transported to jail. Hey, can you blame him? At least he was <a href="http://downtownseattle.komonews.com/news/818417-police-drunken-diapered-man-pees-all-over-patrol-car" target="_blank">wearing a diaper at the time</a>.</p>
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		<title>This Drunk Guy Wants His Mommy</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Dec 2012 01:55:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cameron Simcik</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some pretty stupid (and wildly entertaining) stuff can go down when alcohol is involved, like going on an airport joyride&#160;while wasted. It&#8217;s not the smartest thing to do, but it happens.&#160;There&#8217;s also the embarrassing drunk scenarios, like the one with this dude from Florida. Angelo Bocchino was recently arrested for disorderly conduct at a club, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Some pretty stupid (and wildly entertaining) stuff can go down when alcohol is involved, like going on an <a href="http://guyspeed.com/drunk-dude-drives-on-runway/">airport joyride</a> while wasted. It's not the smartest thing to do, but it happens. There's also the embarrassing drunk scenarios, like the one with this dude from Florida.</p>
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		<title>Being Drunk Can Save Your Life if You Get Injured (Sort Of)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Nov 2012 16:21:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Adams</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The bare-knuckle spirit of the American boozehound can now hold its head up a little higher: a new study has discovered that being under the influence of alcohol may increase a person’s chances for survival in the event of an accident. According to researchers from the University of Illinois at Chicago School of Public Health, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The bare-knuckle spirit of the American boozehound can now hold its head up a little higher: a <a href="http://specialsections.suntimes.com/health/16491953-555/alcohol-aids-survival-of-traumatic-injuries-uic-study-shows.html" target="_blank">new study</a> has discovered that being under the influence of alcohol may increase a person’s chances for survival in the event of an accident.</p>
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		<title>The Ultimate Drunk Fail Compilation Video</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2012 04:26:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Riggs</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Watching the Olympics, I enjoy watching highlight reels of the successes and cheering and all that, but to take your mind off that, I bring to you this highlight reel, or maybe a lowlight reel, of drunk fail videos. Enjoy!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Watching the <a href="/tags/olympics/">Olympics</a>, I enjoy watching highlight reels of the successes and cheering and all that, but to take your mind off that, I bring to you this highlight reel, or maybe a lowlight reel, of drunk fail videos. </p>
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		<title>Drunk Driver Crashes Into Mobile DWI Checkpoint</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Dec 2011 00:18:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff Easterling</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It did not take a super cop to figure out this guy was DRUNK.  Over the weekend police set up a DWI checkpoint in Newton, North Carolina using their mobile command center bus. It was a little in front of 3AM Sunday morning, when Douglas Southard, from Hickory, NC., came along in his red 1989 [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It did not take a super cop to figure out this guy was DRUNK.   Over the weekend police set up a DWI checkpoint in Newton, North Carolina using their mobile command center bus.  It was a little in front of 3AM Sunday morning, when Douglas Southard, from Hickory, NC., came along in his red 1989 Camaro.  </p>
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