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	<title>107.9 The River &#187; Burglar</title>
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		<title>Burglar Calls Cops While Burgling, to Report Imaginary Burglar</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Apr 2013 19:00:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Drew Weisholtz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Marius Ionescu is a burglar who likes to work alone. The 31-year-old Romanian man was robbing a house when he came up with the brilliant idea of calling the police, after he heard a noise that he thought was another intruder. &#160; Sounds like the only thing this guy has any business breaking into is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Worst Burglary Attempted Of All Time Goes To&#8230;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[This video has so many things going for it, you&#8217;d be at a disadvantage if you didn&#8217;t watch it. The looks in to make sure nobody&#8217;s there, then puts his mask on, fails at breaking the window and trips as he tried to run away. That, and check out those snazzy pants! Stay in school, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This video has so many things going for it, you'd be at a disadvantage if you didn't watch it. The looks in to make sure nobody's there, <em>then </em>puts his mask on, fails at breaking the window and trips as he tried to run away. That, a</p>
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		<title>Burglar Found Naked in Home Holding Family Chihuahua</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2012 01:49:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cameron Simcik</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re in the market to commit a felony, you&#8217;ve got to get creative these days. With tons of weird crimes already on the books like the NHL dude who was arrested while wearing a Teletubby costume&#160;or the guy who was caught cooking pot pie in his tightie whities, it&#8217;s hard to be original.&#160;We&#8217;ve recently [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you're in the market to commit a felony, you've got to get creative these days. With tons of weird crimes already on the books like the NHL dude who was arrested while wearing a <a href="http://guyspeed.com/nhl-prospect-arrested-while-drunk-in-a-teletubby-costume/">Teletubby costume</a> or the guy who was caught <a href="http://guyspeed.com/man-breaks-into-house-makes-pot-pie-in-his-underwear-and-then-things-get-weird/">cooking pot pie in his tightie whities</a>, it's hard to be original. We've recently come across a law-breaking situation that's pretty refreshingly unique, though. Keywords: naked guy, terrified Chihuahua and laundry.</p>
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