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		<title>Dewalt Assault Nail Gun Unfortunately Does Not Exist In Real Life</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2013 18:14:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ian Delap</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A couple of weeks ago I posted an article about the Dewalt Assault Nail Gun.  After receiving a ton of feedback, I decided to look further into the product.  My findings may disappoint some of you out there. The Dewalt Assault Nail Gun is nothing more than a tool themed M-16.  David Wiggins, the creator of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A couple of weeks ago I posted <a href="http://theriver1079.com/is-the-dewalt-assault-nail-gun-real/">an article about the Dewalt Assault Nail Gun.</a>  After receiving a ton of feedback, I decided to look further into the product.  My findings may disappoint some of you out there.</p>
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		<title>Is The DeWalt Assault Nail Gun Real?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jan 2013 20:05:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ian Delap</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[DeWalt apparently has a solution for home protection that doesn&#8217;t require a license or registration.  There is no background check or ten day waiting periods for this implement of home security.  Introducing the Dewalt assault nail gun.  Is this for real? This image appeared on Facebook as an alternative to owning an &#8220;assault rifle&#8221; in the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.dewalt.com/">DeWalt</a> apparently has a solution for home protection that doesn't require a license or registration.  There is no background check or ten day waiting periods for this implement of home security.  Introducing the Dewalt assault nail gun.  Is this for real?</p>
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		<title>Arrest Made In Casper Web Threat</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jan 2013 15:48:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rich Denison</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[UPDATE 3:40 p.m. Monday -  The Casper Police Department reports federal agents in Oklahoma took a subject into custody who is believed to be the person responsible for the threatening blog posts on the morning of January 14, 2013. The suspect was not in Wyoming at the time of arrest. It is believed at this [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em><strong>UPDATE 3:40 p.m. Monday - </strong></em></p>
<p>The Casper Police Department reports federal agents in Oklahoma took a subject into custody who is believed to be the person responsible for the threatening blog posts on the morning of January 14, 2013.</p>
<p>The suspect was not i</p>
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		<title>That&#039;s Nuts! Woman Arrested For Ripping Man&#039;s Testicles Off</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jun 2012 21:30:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kathy Landin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Put down the Rocky Mountain Oysters for a moment, because you don’t want to be eating when you find out what this North Carolina woman was arrested for doing to a (now former) friend of hers. You may also want to think twice about picking those “oysters” back up afterwards. Joyce Maxine Gregory is apparently [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Put down the Rocky Mountain Oysters for a moment, because you don’t want to be eating when you find out <a href="http://q103albany.com/woman-squeezes-mans-testicles-out-of-scrotum-then-urinates-all-over-police-car/" >what this North Carolina woman was arrested for doing</a> to a (now former) friend of hers. You may also want to think twice about picking those “oysters” back up afterwards.</p>
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		<title>Lightsaber Assaulter Gets Jail Time and a Much Needed Mental Evaluation</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 22:30:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny Gallagher</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man from Portland, Oregon who went on a tear in a toy store with a lightsaber has been sentenced. And it&#8217;s not to be slowly digested in the stomach pit of a Sarlacc for the next thousand years. David Allen Canterbury will spend 45 days in jail and undergo a mental health evaluation for [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A man from Portland, Oregon who went on a tear in a toy store with a lightsaber has been sentenced. And it&#8217;s not to be slowly digested in the stomach pit of a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarlacc" >Sarlacc</a> for the next thousand years.</p>
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		<title>Man in SpongeBob SquarePants Suit Fights With Women, Gets Detained by Police [VIDEO]</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Sep 2011 17:55:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeremy Taylor</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man dressed as the popular kids&#8217; show character SpongeBob SquarePants was detained by police yesterday in Los Angeles after an altercation between him and two women got  violent. It hasn&#8217;t been firmly established why the dispute so quickly escalated into a vicious barage of punches, although there are some suggestions that SpongeBob placed his gloved hands [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A man dressed as the popular kids&#8217; show character SpongeBob SquarePants was detained by police yesterday in Los Angeles after an altercation between him and two women got  violent.</p>
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