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Dewalt Assault Nail Gun Unfortunately Does Not Exist In Real Life

A couple of weeks ago I posted an article about the Dewalt Assault Nail Gun.  After receiving a ton of feedback, I decided to look further into the product.  My findings may disappoint some of you out there.

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Is The DeWalt Assault Nail Gun Real?

DeWalt apparently has a solution for home protection that doesn't require a license or registration.  There is no background check or ten day waiting periods for this implement of home security.  Introducing the Dewalt assault nail gun.  Is this for real?

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Arrest Made In Casper Web Threat

UPDATE 3:40 p.m. Monday - 

The Casper Police Department reports federal agents in Oklahoma took a subject into custody who is believed to be the person responsible for the threatening blog posts on the morning of January 14, 2013.

The suspect was not i

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That’s Nuts! Woman Arrested For Ripping Man’s Testicles Off

Put down the Rocky Mountain Oysters for a moment, because you don’t want to be eating when you find out what this North Carolina woman was arrested for doing to a (now former) friend of hers. You may also want to think twice about picking those “oysters” back up afterwards.

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Lightsaber Assaulter Gets Jail Time and a Much Needed Mental Evaluation

A man from Portland, Oregon who went on a tear in a toy store with a lightsaber has been sentenced. And it’s not to be slowly digested in the stomach pit of a Sarlacc for the next thousand years.

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Man in SpongeBob SquarePants Suit Fights With Women, Gets Detained by Police [VIDEO]

A man dressed as the popular kids’ show character SpongeBob SquarePants was detained by police yesterday in Los Angeles after an altercation between him and two women got  violent.

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