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		<title>Drunk Guy Steals Ambulance and Goes for a Joyride and Also Look How Scary His Face Is</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2013 22:37:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the past, we&#8217;ve told you about the liquored up bar brawler who cried for his mommy&#160;and an inebriated Norwegian tourist who passed out on an airport conveyor belt. Now comes an intoxicated man who stole an ambulance in the middle of an emergency call and went for a joyride. According to Longmont, CO, police, [...]]]></description>
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