Contact Us
alcohol

alcohol

Andrew H. Walker, Getty Images
Andrew H. Walker, Getty Images
[

More Trouble For Lindsay Lohan — Actress Tests Positive for Alcohol, Ordered Back to Court

Maybe that rooftop barbeque wasn’t such a good idea. According to TMZ, troubled actress Lindsay Lohan is headed back to court Thursday after she tested positive last week for alcohol, a violation of her parole.

The report says that the 24-year-old ‘Mean Girls’ star failed one of two alcohol tests, one of which was administered right after her infamous rooftop party. Lohan did not test positive for drugs, however.

Read More

Gibbs1
[

Man Arrested After Performing Drunk, Naked Surgery on His Dog

While there’s never really a good time to perform surgery on one’s pet, it’s safe to say the worst time you can possibly make this poor decision is after a long night of drinking.

Meet Stewart Gibbs, who got really drunk and then tried to use a kitchen knife to remove a cyst behind his Doberman’s ear.

Read More

Category: Weird News Tags: ,
jamestaylor1
[

Arrested Man Claims He Drank 48 Beers During Birthday Celebration

For his 58th birthday, Florida resident James Taylor (no relation to the singer) drank 48 beers.

Or at least that’s what he told the cops when they arrested him last week for causing a disturbance at Florida’s Hudson Beach.

Read More

Category: Crime, News, Weird News Tags: ,
5 Manly Cocktail Recipes for Father's Day
Franzconde, flickr
[

5 Manly Cocktail Recipes for Father’s Day

Father's Day is coming up. Which means it's time to put down that sixer of Bartles & Jaymes and learn how to make Dad a drink he'll really like -- a cocktail that harkens back to the days when men were men, fathers knew best and getting ripped at lunch actually meant something.

Here are a few suggestions:

Read More

LPGA player In-Kyung Kim does yoga
Kevork Djansezian, Getty Images
[

Alcohol Apparently has Same Affect as Yoga [PHOTOS]

Are you throwing your money down the toilet by paying for professional yoga classes? Well put that check book away! Now you can get the exact same results by just drowning in the bottle of your own choosing. Check out the pics and you'll see what I mean.

Read More

Category: Funny, Photos Tags: ,
Arianna Huffington & The Huffington Post Presents Bill Maher - Arrivals
[

Matthew Perry Returning to Rehab

Former 'Friends' star Matthew Perry is returning to rehab.

The 41-year-old actor confirmed the news in a statement to PEOPLE, saying, "I'm making plans to go away for a month to focus on my sobriety and to continue my life in recovery. Please enjoy making fun of me on the World Wide Web."

Read More

sperm-counts-are-on-the-decline-blame-electronics
[

Sperm Counts Are on the Decline (Blame Electronics)

According to researchers, the sperm counts of European and American men have been steadily falling over the last 50 years.

Scientists believe environmental factors are contributing this decline. Warm baths, nicotine and alcohol ha

Read More

It appears that you already have an account created within our VIP network of sites on . To keep your points and personal information safe, we need to verify that it's really you. To activate your account, please confirm your password. When you have confirmed your password, you will be able to log in through Facebook on both sites.

Forgot your password?

*Please note that your points, prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

It appears that you already have an account on this site associated with . To connect your existing account with your Facebook account, just click on the account activation button below. You will maintain your existing profile and VIP program points. After you do this, you will be able to always log in to http://theriver1079.com using your Facebook account.

*Please note that your points, prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

Please fill out the information below to help us provide you a better experience.

Register on 107.9 The River quickly by logging in with your Facebook account. It's just as secure, and no password to remember!

Not a Member? Sign Up Here.

Sign up for an account to comment, share your thoughts, and earn points to get great prizes.

Register on 107.9 The River quickly by logging in with your Facebook account. It's just as secure, and no password to remember!