‘Jersey Shore’ star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi recently revealed to In Touch magazine that she and fiance Jionni LaValle are having a baby boy. What a relief! After all, the world can only handle one Snooki.

According to Snooki, she and Jionni are debating two names — Lorenzo or Jionni, Jr. And while she’s excited to have a boy, Snooki said she was secretly hoping for a little girl. “I thought it was going to be a girl. I was hoping it would be, because all girls want girls,” she said. “It’s still my baby, no matter what. I’m excited either way!”

The notoriously hard-drinking Snooki said she plans to clean up her act and focus on being a “guido mom.” “I’m not going to party hard anymore, even after the baby is born,” she said. “Being a mom changes you.” Riiiight. You’ll excuse us if we’re not convinced. At any rate, here’s hoping the kid isn’t born “tanorexic” and ready to fist pump when he arrives in September.