Smethanie, who also answers to Stephanie and Crazy Girl, publishes nonsense on Twitter and recently accepted a grilled cheese sandwich as her lord and savior. Here is one of her favorite recipes.

It’s late at night. You’re tired. Tired and hungry, which can be problematic after all the pizza places stop delivering. You don’t want to spend more than 3 minutes preparing food and your supply of Girl Scout cookies just ran out.

Not to fear, my favorite recipe will quell your hunger AND leave you with energy left to dance while you eat. That’s what I did!

Here’s my step-by-step instructional video on how to make my favorite recipe. I may be a gourmet chef, but please don’t be intimidated. This recipe is so easy, even a stoner could make it!

Enjoy!