This could be a new holiday tradition, and that would be fine with us. It's a "sad-off" between Anne Hathaway and Samuel L. Jackson, each desperate to prove that theirs is the movie totally inappropriate for the holiday season ('Les Miserables' and 'Django Unchained,' respectively).

It's slave revenge vs. prostitute with tuberculosis, and we predict the winner will be ...'The Hobbit,' which people would probably rather pay to see a second time. In terms of the actual competition in this video, we've got to hand it to Samuel L. Jackson, because where did he get a Kangol Santa hat? Gold star for that one.