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Restaurant Tells Off Entire City After Closing [PHOTO]

RESTAURANT CLOSES
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I can’t imagine how hard it would be to open a restaurant in any town. Sava Italiano in Texas was trying to run a business with great food, but the people of this town apparently didn’t appreciate it. When they closed shop, they decided to have the final word by posting this sign.

As it says:

CLOSED!

You sorry assed, rednecked sacks of goat sperm had no idea what you had here! Good luck with your pre-packaged frozen s*** food in this town. Maybe you’ll remember us when you’re boning your sister and think she smells like pasta. We’re off to make money in a town whose average IQ is above room temerature.

CIAO!!!

via Reddit

uPDATE: Looks like it could be a fake, according to Sava! Italiano’s official facebook page:

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