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Ragu Believes Pasta Sauce Will Help You Cope With Catching Your Parents Humping

A good psychologist can bring out some of your most suppressed and traumatic childhood memories.  We tip our hats to Ragu for saving us thousands of dollars in therapy sessions by doing it with just one commercial. Well, if you really think about it this ad might actually put us back into therapy.

With their new tagline, “Long Day of Childhood” Ragu successfully paints a picture as to why you should give your kids this particular brand of pasta sauce.   You see, only this American made sauce can truly help your kids cope with traumatic events.  In this case, it’s something they can’t unsee.

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