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Oscar ‘Losers’ Will Be Recipents Of Extravagant Swag-Gift Bags

Everyone nominated for an Oscar tonight, is hoping to walk away with a statuette. If that dream doesn’t come to fruition, they’re not going home empty handed.For the 12th straight year Distinctive Assets is providing an “Everyone Wins at the Oscars Nominee Gift Bag,” to non-winners in the Best Actor, Best Actress, Supporting Actor, Supporting Actress, and Best Director categories. The gift bag has no affiliation with any official OscarĀ  bag or the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences.

The bag includes herbal tea flavored lollipops, a $2,500 home spa system, $6,850 train trip through the Canadian Rockies, and a $2,700 O-shot procedure that advocates credit with rejuvenate a woman’s vagina and improves her sex drive.


The Oscar’s Red Carpet air tonight at 5pm with the 86th Oscar Awards broadcasting at 6:30pm on ABC.


Here’s a few more items in the goodie bag:


Chocolatines Savory Wine Flight Pairing, $80

Max Martin Shoes, $750

Slow Watch, $290.

Blossom Blends Tea, $49.95

Hydroxycut Weight Loss Products, $38.96

Narrative Clip Camera, $279

Polar Loop Activity Tracker, $109.95

Jitseu Handbags, $279

Rouge Maple Products, $280

Ten Sessions with Huntley Drive Fitness, $850

House Call from Nutritionist Heather Lounsbury, $500

Slimware Dinnerware, $59

M3K Beauty Products, $100

Jan Lewis Designs Bracelet and Necktie, $400

Le Petit Cirque Troop, $575

Imanta Mexican Resort Stay, $3,300

Koloa Landing Resort Stay in Kauai, $2,000

Loaded: The Story Of a Ghost Graphic Novel by Mark Batson, $49.95

Aviv 613 Vodka, $30

Makeup Studio by Diane Capt Products, $105

Simon’s Happy Pet Shampoo, $15

Bee Free Honee, $39

Betty Jane Homemage candies, $69.75

Cannonball Wine Company, $75

The Green Garmento Reusable Garment Bags, $23

CherryT Knit & Co Winter Accessories, $158

VETVIK Leather Case, $230

Mane ‘N Tail Products, $93.35

Acure Skin, Body and Hair Products, $300

Epic Pet Health Electrolyte Spray, $1,571

Adept Armor Waterproof Solution, $26.99

Wrag Wrap Gift Wrap, $15

Gizara Signed Print, $1,000

Best of Las Vegas Vacation Package, $9,000


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