Oreo is intent on taking the yummiest product on the market and making it even yummier.

Get ready, America: Cookie Dough and Marshmallow Crispy Oreo are coming to satisfy your taste buds and expand your waistlines. The flavors will be available for a limited time beginning February 3, ostensibly to help you cope with your Super Bowl hangover.

Business reporter Darren Rovell got the scoop on this most important business story:

It's merely the latest attempt to lure fans with exotic flavors, coming on the heels of last summer's watermelon experiment.

Now, if the mad scientists in the kitchen could just do something about the creme...