Mercedes-Benz New York Fashion Week 2013 began this week and that should mean absolutely nothing to anyone reading this website.

Here is the basic idea -- a bunch of designers you can't afford show off clothes you'll never own to a crowd of famous people you'll never get to meet. Occasionally, there are naked boobs.

Instead of showing pictures of the absurd 2014 clothing lines, we went back into the archives to check out the awful styles of the past. Sadly, any of this stuff would work on the runway today.

Here are fourteen men's styles that thankfully never filtered down to your local Target.

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