'Austin Powers' star Mike Myers recently announced he and his wife, Kelly Tisdale, are expecting their second child.

That's great and all, but the real story is how the media has reported the story. Don't stretch your imagination into overdrive because it's not that tough, as Conan O'Brien recently discovered.

It's almost enough to make Myers wish he had used another catchphrase.

We wonder if Myers plans to sell photos of the baby once it's born -- for one...million...dollars.