Never Turn Your Back on a Frisky Miniature Horse

Recently, my brother Steve had a traumatic confrontation with a miniature horse named Oreo. He is now sharing the details of his harrowing ordeal in the hope that others can learn from his chilling encounter.

It started innocently enough, as a trip to visit his in-laws at a nearby ranch. After arriving, Steve noticed a group of miniature horses on the property and began to pet them. Unfortunately, he paid too much attention to one of the animals, a brown and white mini horse they affectionately named Oreo.

Perhaps due to loneliness, or lured by the musky aroma of Steve's aftershave, the horse took a liking to him and began to follow him around the property. After repeated attempts to flee from the horse, Oreo gave chase and eventually cornered Steve against a fence.

It was at this point, Steve made a critical mistake; one that would haunt him for the rest of his life. Instead of confronting Oreo face to face, my brother turned his back on the pint sized stallion. Oreo quickly seized the opportunity and mounted Steve from behind.

Upon realizing that Oreo's hooves were now resting on his shoulders, Steve frantically began to scream for help. Several minutes later, his desperate cries were finally heard by a family member who was able to wrestle the stunted steed away from the terrified victim. Luckily, Steve's pride was the only injury he suffered.

Since the incident, Steve has been unable to look at horses, or Oreo cookies, without replaying the event over and over again in his mind. Let this be a lesson to you. Should you ever encounter an amorous miniature horse, face that puny pony head on and refute the animal's advances face to face.