I'm not usually into conspiracy theories.  I don't believe that 9/11 was an inside job.  I don't believe the moon landing was staged.  Nor do I believe that Elvis is still alive, living somewhere in Montana with Tupac and Jim Morrison.  However, I have a sneaking suspicion that the recent New England Patriots "deflate gate" is somehow tied to the Aaron Hernandez murder trial.

Now, keep in mind, I'm not a detective and I have absolutely no evidence to support my outlandish theory.  But somehow, I'm convinced that if we can find the guy who deflated those footballs in the AFC Championship game, he might know where the Aaron Hernandez murder weapon is.

Could this mean Aaron Hernandez is actually innocent and was framed by the evil mastermind Roger Goodell?  Was Seattle's decision to throw the ball on the one yard line due to Marshawn Lynch's fear of retaliation from Hernandez' criminal associates?  Were the footballs in the AFC Championship game deliberately tampered with in order to throw up a smoke screen to prevent Andrew Luck from exposing the ugly truth?  Could the entire plot have been planned and organized by Tom Brady's wife Giselle Bundchen?

Sadly, we may never know the answer to those questions.  But the whole thing smells just fishy enough to believe that something may be rotten in Denmark.

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