Paul Green Jr. shoves an astounding 18 quarters up his nose, setting a new world record, according to Well, if you need to be famous for something, it might as well be this.

In this video, Green jams more than a dozen quarters up his schnoz, with only the occasional wince of pain. If you think that’s impressive, ask yourself this: Where exactly does all that change go? We’re not sure we want to know. You will believe a man can shove quarters up his nose below.