Phernando Cuello of Florida was arrested early Sunday morning after he was involved in a minor car accident. Initially Cuello told Pasco County deputies that the accident wasn't his fault, but glassy eyes, alcohol breath and slurred speech demonstrated otherwise.

After 29-year-old Cuello miserably failed a sobriety test, he admitted he'd been exchanging naughty text messages with his girlfriend shortly before smashing into another vehicle.

We already knew that drinking and driving was a major no-no, but throwing raunchy text messages on top only further incites disaster.

Cuello was charged with a DUI and was released from jail without having to post bail.