We haven't seen people this upset over a movie since those poor, poor children realized they were going to die one day after watching 'The Odd Life of Timothy Green.' These two fully-grown, middle-aged humans have, in fact, "been to funerals of family members and cried less" than they did watching Anne Hathaway's descent from factory worker to toothless prostitute. All it took was sitting through an afternoon matinee of 'Les Miserables.'

We aren't going to mock them (we definitely ruined a shirt during the last episode of 'Six Feet Under'), but we will laugh. Because it's hilarious when it's somebody else doing the weeping.