Lady Gets Drunk on a Shot Called the “Leg Spreader” and Lady Goes To Jail
If this lady had just shut up, taken her charge, and used her right to silence, I never would have heard of her… BUT…She HAD to talk, and now… here we all are.
It was around 2:00 A.M. on Monday, 55-year-old Anita Lewis of Spring Hill, Florida was driving in her Oldsmobile Cutlass… drunk.
The Cops pulled her over when she swerved off the road into a grassy area.
They lit her up, pulled her over, and asked what she’d been drinking, she told them she’d only had a half a pitcher of Bud Light…AND… here’s pretty much the only the reason we’re discussing her at all… a shot called the LEG SPREADER!
A Leg Spreader is a shooter that’s one part Malibu, one part Midori, and one part pineapple juice.
(I assume it’s called a leg spreader because it doesn’t taste like alcohol… so, I guess, a woman could easily end up drinking too many of them, and make some bad decisions… like driving.)
Anita failed some of the field sobriety tests, and stupid human tricks… I guess with her legs spread she couldn’t walk in a straight line and stuff. She was arrested for driving under the influence, and driving with a revoked license… among other charges.