If only something this entertaining happened at every primary school band concert. Usually it's just kids blowing half-heartedly into recorders while the audience longs for the sweet release of death. But not this time. This time there is a xylophone bashing maniac onstage, and it is the most glorious thing we've ever seen.

We're not sure if she's fueled by excitement or by sheer hatred of her instrument, but man she's beating the tar out of that thing. Sorry, nieces and nephews, this is basically the best band concert ever, and you're going to have to step up your game if you want to impress us now.